I'd like to give thanks for the following:
1. My immense, yet terribly unobvious talent when it comes to writing and whatever it is I'm writing these days.
2. You, for recognizing said talent.
3. Al Franken and Lewis Black, for having virtually indistinguishable voices on occasion.
4. Xerxes, for being my cousin. As a result, I don't have to pay him for what he does.
5. The Internets. For its accuracy and creative license.
6. iReporters. Now I have nosy neighbours everywhere.
7. Guinness. For making the act of getting drunk sound regal.
8. For the word inebriated…when I'm not so drunk that I forget to use it.
9. Hannah Montana. Whoever she really is, she surely has kept both my daughter preoccupied – and Billy Ray Cyrus' heart not so achy or breaky.
10. Twitter. For creating both the term "Tweetups" and the results therein.
The great thing about this list is that t's not even Thnaksgiving where I live.
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