It’s been quite some time – perhaps too eventual – since I posted some Essential EffTD jargon. I couldn’t do much about it then and I can’t do much about it now. All I can do is present you with even more terms you should know…
Flask Management: The type of management an Eventualist does when she wants to become more forgetful and, as a result, more eventual. No flask required; a brown bag with any sort of liquor will do. I do find that Malort, when obtainable, works best.
Due To List: Much like a To Do List, except you list the things you were or are not able to accomplish “due to” whatever excusable reason you can conjure up.
Agent of Social Change: A person who decides what bar they should all go to next.
Idiologist: A term used inadvertently instead of “ideologist”, often used to describe me.
Snooze: 1. A mild form of “meditating in”; 2. The primary button on an alarm clock; 3. What I end up doing while listening to self-help books.
On that note, I’m off to bed. (Now where’d I put that Stephen Covey CD?)
