I took up bonsai due to its eventual growth cycle. I wanted something other than my children and my fame to outlive me. Something natural, you know? Hence, the bonsai.
But I think I killed it. Eventually, of course…but not the way I wanted it to go down.
So I set an eventual plan in motion…
First, I took to the internets to see what I could eventually discover. I even watched Karate Kid. Then I watched the real Karate Kid. Nothing worked.
Then, after watching the one with the guy from Boys Don’t Cry, I decided I had to take things to a level above the one I was currently at. You know, the next one.
Here is a photo of what my bonsai leaves looks like…not too shabby.
See? Not too shabby. Really shabby.
All of my eventualizing has done nothing…I’m wondering what level of inaction I must-ish take next. I don’t want this bonsai to go bai-bai. It’ll make “mediating in” that much more difficult knowing it’s gone.
If any Eventualism students have any suggestions…I’m here for you to help me. I sincerely hope my bonsai is able to stick around eventually enough to hear what you have to say.
This is one time where Eventualism needs you – which only happens every now and zen.
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As a bonsaiman waiting to eventually master the art, I’d say this specimen, sadly, has pined for its last fiord.