Try or try not. There is no do.
When the Immovable Force meets the Irresistible Object, they are probably drunk because they got their names mixed up.
If you use a candle in harsh winds, you are both stupid and a huge Marilyn Monroe fan.
If you use a candle in harsh sex, you are both kinky and a huge Marilyn Manson fan.
If you do both things with a candle, you are a huge Elton John fan.
The 19th hole is where the game of golf is truly won.
You don’t always need a picture to tell a thousand words. You also don’t need a picture for every blog article you post.
Licking or pushing an envelope can leave you with great satisfaction or a bad taste in your mouth.
While the eyes are the window to one’s soul, the zipper is the barn door to one’s private area.
If instant karma hasn’t got you yet for something you did last week, it never will because it is instant.
The only thing certain in life is uncertainty.
It’s always best to let a sleeping dog lie, unless it is your guard or seeing eye dog.
When a car is considered a “lime”, it is only marginally better than one that is a lemon.
Eventually, all lists end.
