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Well…look who showed up at the iPad 2 announcement yesterday.

It’s apparent that the eventual chain of command over at Apple still stops at Steve. Having Jobs deliver the goods yesterday is further proof that Tim Cook could spoil the broth. Or cider, in this case.

Steve Jobs takes Eventualism to a whole other level — one known as Steventualism. This type of eventual behavior allows one to be highly productive for short bursts of time, only for them to disappear completely afterward for long periods of time. But Steventualism can only be performed in just the right atmosphere.
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An Eventual Life 001: Grin and Polar Bear It

Posted on January 2, 2011 Written by Mike Vardy Leave a Comment

2011 brings newness.

With this newness I am delivering the first episode of my weekly web series, An Eventual Life.

The series will focus on me and my eventual life. The “an” is in there simply to put it near the top of the alphabetical listings. Not right at the top, but just within enough eventual proximity to the top to count. It’s shot in standard definition, because I take an especially eventual time to do anything with a high standard — video or otherwise.
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